if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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