her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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