Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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