My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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