I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
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Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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