ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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