everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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