When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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