and you said cock pushups were impossible
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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