i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
You've changed since you got that strap on
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
