Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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