it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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