all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I am spending my child support on dildos
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my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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