sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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