if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
