too bad you live with your parents still
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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