Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i barfeds in our rink
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
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