he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Damn victory sex feels great
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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