I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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