I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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Are my feet made of real feet?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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