Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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