Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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