i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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