I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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