We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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