Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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