sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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