I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Oh god it's open bar.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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