Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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