They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
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It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
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I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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