how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
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my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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