I don't remember. Are we still dating?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
This is the high leading the old right now
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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