jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize