and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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