i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
porn star boner night. come get it.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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