He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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