Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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