please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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