I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
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Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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