SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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