I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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