the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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