im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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