i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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