i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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