k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Randomize
