You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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