i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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