i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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