you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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