I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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