dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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