heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I lost the right to judge tonight
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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