There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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