i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
