If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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