D3 body, D1 cock
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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